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The Monster Under the Bed
“Embrace your fear.”
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Someone thinks highly of himself.
Two “naughty” individuals exploring ruins after expressing attraction to each other…. if they weren’t already monsters I’d expect a slasher to be showing up.
I like this idea.
Who the monsters are afraid of? Probably the Doctor 😀
Why would they be afraid of me? Oh… you meant my dad, didn’t you.
Oookay! I’m really starting to feel a really bad Yuu-Yuu vibes from that creep!
I’m sure everything will be fine!
Well, it’s not like we have a choice but to trust you.
i forget if Brandon denied the monster’s inc connection, but this feels like a very “Randall”(the purple chameleon monster) moment, which makes me wonder, is this gonna end up leading to kidnapping children?
well you got dark 0 to 100
well that was Randall’s solution to their crisis, kidnap a child and milk the screams out of them like a cow, granted it wasn’t originally HIS idea.
But what is “the greatest problem of our age”?
uhhh…rule34 warning?
Some things I can think of are cancer, national debt, world hunger and global warming.
I’m just waiting for the page where these two do the horizontal monster mash
That is simply too hilarious, and I can’t wait for it myself XD
I don’t know what that is but I don’t think I wanna find out…
It’s an innuendo for making love.
OH SNAP SON!!! EVIL DOUCHEBAG PLANNING SOMETHING!!!
the title is quite ironic taking in consideration the fact that it can’t be related with recent past updates xD
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oh c’mon Brandon,don’t take it that seriously 😀
Just don’t hit Valve time(very…very late) and you’ll be fine 😉
Still kind of rude, dude. This isn’t Brandon’s day job. Are you donating to the Patreon? If not, then you’re not in any place to critique his update schedule. You’re getting this comic _for free_. You have no entitlements. I’m sorry to be so blunt, and sorry if you are a paying Patron, but I have no patience for people who can’t respect the work of the artist.
I appreciate your bluntness but the Patreon doesn’t really have anything to do with this ”situation”.On the right side of the page it says “UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY”(that’s not me screaming,it’s literally all-caps).Theoretically speaking,if I were to create a web-site of *insert example here* and I would say on the page “Updates every Wednesday” but then upload 1 or 2 days later I’m pretty sure some people would get mad(taking in consideration that I’m updating the site with something interesting of course).When you write this type of information on your web-site you better keep your promise.It’s a moral rule that reflect’s a part of your respect to your fans and you should know it.If Brandon wanted to make this a Patreon paid comic then he would have done that,but it was his choice(and an excellent one) to make it free,so that point doesn’t really stand up,as well as the fact that I am not criticising his schedule since he explained to whoever wanted to listen why he was so late.I was poking an old joke that circled around the holidays,but why would you search for information which is minutes away and not jump straight to conclusions?As for entitlements,I don’t need one,I have the freedom to express what I want and to read(this awesome comic book for example) what I wish,and if I were to have a(BIG) problem with the 1 day delay then I would complain and in the end leave if the problem doesn’t get solved.Plus(once again…)what you’re implying is that if I am a Patreon it’s like I’m his boss:”Update the page on 8:00 am my side of the world time,OR ELSE I’M TAKING MY DOLLAR BACK!” that’s not how it works.We all have the freedom to choose whether we give him a dollar or not(or in my case,and other people’s cases,not being able to give him) and that’s not something you should complain about.Following your logic:Who are you to criticise my opinions?are you a PATREON OF MINE!?ARE YOU PAYING ME TO READ YOUR BULLSHIT!?NO?THEN STFU just because you’re not paying me.You got it where I’m going with this?Now,don’t take anything personal from this comment otherwise e will be flaming eachother in the comment section for days.
Just try to not get so easily offended by comments of which roots you do not now,before you transform into a femininst. 😉
(joke)Speaking of being offended:DID YOU JUST ASUME MY GENDER?YOU RACIST CIS-WHITE-PRIVILEGED-RAPIST-PIG MAN.I IDENTIFI AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER AND YOU ARE OFFENDING ME.I’M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU. XDDDDDDDD
Also,Brandon,if you happen to see this,everything I said in the long comment regarding you or parts of the comment which could be interpreted as a hint towards you holds no personal value and I don’t have a big problem with the uploading.But I would lie if I wouldn’t say that something bugs me.When I first got into this comic(happiest day ever,I felt like a druggie,ready to sell everything to get more) your uploads were really fast.(on my part of the world)When 9:00 am kicked in the page was already updated.Then thinks started to decline.The page would update at 10:am(which I was fine with,I am waking a little late sometime)…then 12:00 pm…then 13:00 pm…then 15:00 pm,17:00 pm,19:00 pm,and I felt like I was loosing my mind(metaphorically speaking),waiting,counting every minute,refreshing the page,surfing YouTube,nothing did the job to entertain me,not until I got my hands on another page(back then,as now,the art style was fascinating,the story,the concept,everything).And now it’s like I’m a Half-Life die-hard fan,every day(or sunday for my matter) waiting for HL3(a new page) to be uploaded,but nothing besides time wrapping around me,tears burning my cheeks AS THEY FALL ON MY CHEST,AND THEY BURN ALL THE WAY INTO THE HEART EXTINGUISHING MY SOUL!!!(well that got poetically dark really fast…).
That’s pretty much it.
It’s updating later only because I’m not killing myself to get it done as soon as possible like I was when I first started.
It will be done when it’s done, and that will be sometime on Sunday. Notice it says: ‘UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY’ well, Sunday is 24 hours long last time I checked. I’ve never declared that it will go up at any specific time. If a page is finished early, so be it, if it needs a little extra time, then it will not be posted until it has received that extra time.
If I decide I need a nap because I’ve had a long week and can’t stay up all Saturday night to finish a page, I’ll take a nap.
That’s pretty much all there is to it. The comic isn’t ending or anything, it’ll arrive when it arrives. Usually, sometime on Sunday (in my time zone, at least.)
Relax. Have some dip.
Well damn,this got…interesting…really fast.
As I’ve said,it was not a big problem,just a thought that bugged me,because I couldn’t understand why.And as I see you took it quite personal,I guess it was my fault for not being clear enough or adding some-kind of big disclaimer at the beggining of the comment.Everything I said were things that I felt in the past,but I got used to them(not sure if good or bad…wait…Dammit you’re gonna take this wrong as well!…..) and sorry if I annoyed you,I tried to avoid this by trying to explain in the second comment that nothing was personal,and that little time ”problem”;all those points were made to try and resolve the “conflict” between me and the other guy,not to hurt you in any way,but I see that it(the comment) has failed it’s purpose…and you could have been more gentle about the situation,not saying that you were killing yourself(Yea I know,like a metaphor) to get them done ASAP,but to explain me what happened nicely as you did in the past(not just to me but to other people,regardless of you remembering,and if you were sick of explaining them every time why you were late,then why didn’t you say it now?or are you waiting to throw that “I’m sick of*example*”next time someone get’s in an argument),why was this time any different?because I combined a lot of things in one comment?I don’t understand but if you won’t explain me in a “calm” way then don’t bother to explain,I can survive not knowing the answer…I’m used with this.(yes,now I’m poking at something).
P.S:Tell me if you liked the semi-aggresiveness from this comment,I’m pretty sure you didn’t and I didn’t either;I could’ve been more gentle but I wasn’t because…*insert reason here*…..so yeah,in conclusion sorry if I hurt your feelings in any way,please try to be more gently when everyone(me included) says something stupid which could affect you in a negative way and…uh…I’m out of points,that’s basically it.I look forward to see your response since I’m not a person who likes to have beef with others or hurting(accidentaly) without apologizing and Have A Nice Day.
I’m just getting tired of it coming up at all, and getting accused of things that aren’t true or exaggerated. I’ve already explained what’s going on nicely, and yet I still get passive-aggressive ‘joke’ comments about it, pretty much exclusively from you most weeks.
And I wasn’t angry when I wrote that yesterday, sorry if it came off that way.
Sorry I made you feel that way,and sorry that my joke came out passive-aggressive,that wasn’t my intention,well,if bringing up the fact that you had some…”latency’s” in the past makes you upset then I will stop,but I can’t guarantee that other people will stop,the best you can do is either ignore them(which I guess you can’t since you have a duty to try to respond to people’s comments and you will see a joke or something),or you can laugh with them,after all if you can’t beat’em,join them.You said that the “latency’s” were over,if that’s so,aren’t you expecting these jokes to be over?After all,it’s just an inside joke through the fans,nothing more.As for my joke,in the moment I saw the words “in due time” I simply remembered some comments on New Year,people compla..I mean…talking about the break,making some jokes etc. and I just wanted to make a joke too,you know? 😉
Plus,I can’t remember making another joke,*me does a little research* besides the ‘Role Reversal’ joke which is still a title joke(not so funny but I got a few giggles),and…oooooohhhhh…I see…page 109….that..was a really…bad joke(but nice response,I didn’t see it at the time so I didn’t respond,just now I discovered it;even I laughed on the backfire just now)…ohh noooo…that was a really d*ck move from me…and page 107(I mean,this ain’t that bad but still low-key passive-aggressive)…oh my,I…I….forgot,what the hell was wrong with me?That’s all I could find,but I don’t need any more “proof”,I don’t know what happened to me,now I see this situation from your eyes,and now I see why you said “pretty much exclusively from you…”.Well,Brandon Shane,I by the nick-name Xenomorph de Romania,apologies for my indecent behavior at your address and for the bad jokes and fuckboy-ish comments(I spotted 2) that I posted. 😀 .But wait…”and getting accused of things”,did I do something like that?Cause I can’t remember..dammit!gotta go research again…*after researching*…I didn’t find anything accusing said by me so I guess that’s fine,but tell me and I’l apologise
Holy crap, xenomorph, man, chill out. You don’t have to write a book every comment.. it reads like a caffeine addled squirrel wrote it… It’s just a webcomic, albiet a good one. 😛
meh…drama..me being an asshole,if I was able to record this it would take like 20 sec,but I have a lot to say sooo,yeah 😛
“The greatest problem of our age”
Camera phones! Those darn humans can get pics of us so easy now.
Haha, something to think about for the future. 😉
What makes me think he will run away at the first sign of trouble and leave her alone to face the problem?
Red should be happy for Shadow not bullying her.
I think that’s a bit backwards!
Will they be joining Shadow and Tim on the Halloween candy circuit?
Hmmm… no. They’ll be doing something else. 😉
Ominous!
Does anyone else picture him releasing some kind of evil he’ll bent on destroying or ruling the world
I have only recently discovered this comic and I must say it’s exellent in story and artwork alike.
And thus I tell you that you have one new Patreon follower ^^
Thank you very much! 😀
I’d never realized how torturous it would be to greatly enjoy a comic that updates once a week…