#16 “Idle Threat”
Uh oh… I think he broke her brain!
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The Monster Under the Bed
“Embrace your fear.”
Uh oh… I think he broke her brain!
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Awe she looks adorable in the last panel. Like a frustrated kitten.
Hehe, yeah. That panel was the one giving me some trouble, so glad you like it! 🙂
DAMMIT I WANTED TO BE FIRST FOE ONCE,…i’m the one who checks in like it’s a social media, also awwss she goted angerie yes thems Aere the prooper spelledings for words
Forgive me, it has been a very long ass day
You’re forgiven! XD
You’ll get to be first someday!
Yeah I hide in the website’s darkest dingiest corners just so I can pounce when there’s an update or waiting for new comments. Usually we get the new page while I’m either asleep or in class or at work. I think this is the first time I’ve been first.
I’d do those magical things to, but bloody hell who else is going to hide those body’s you make after feasting
I feed my stash of bodies, well mostly livers and babies to Raptor Jesus. http://youtu.be/Tbo8SNTNsQQ
Ahhh, a Newgrounds classic! Good times!
Of all the flash animators of yesteryear SexualLobster has only gotten better over time.
Raptor jesus is nothing compared to the all powerful might OF MECHA STREISAND! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZC67Qr-68
I’ve never been a fan of South Park. Now I shall give you a film so horrifying that it makes people’s nipples pucker inwards in fear. I give you Gilbert Gottfried reading 50 shades of grey, http://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
I watched that video for a bedtime storie SUFFER THIS!!!!! i’m so tuff, i survived 10 seconds of it and only needed 5 new organs and one eye replaced. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
C’mon man! Don’t post that garbage up around here! Now I’ve gotta fumigate the place! X-p
also 50 shades of grey? BULL that book is for n00b5 i am pro i am SHREK
http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Thousand-Shades-Of-Grey-Parody/dp/1479215430
i’m sorry, i forgot there was a civilian caught in the crossfire
Ehh… Its not that bad once the blood starts flowing from the ears. I’m in college and every Wednesday from 11-1 they have Karaoke, and we always have girls doing renditions of Bieber’s songs. They are far worse than this drivel. Now for something that makes me a horrible person for laughing at it.. http://youtu.be/BNZzJELbFRI
Lol!
if we are going into that terrain i have my personal arsenal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
Haha, seen those…. waiting for the next one!
Here you go this is always good for a quick laugh. http://youtu.be/MeXT0gNeSvM
What. The. Hell.
XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsclJorNMuU
my psychotic mind, will never seas, your efforts are meaninless…rawr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUmkf_l38fA
You guys are so funny! XD
Don’t ever stop. ;-P
I might as well join in too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow
Ahh… I remember RatherGood They always had great films. Soupy George was a personal favorite. But here we are posting weird videos so here is one of their weirdest. http://youtu.be/gzxQgRbTesA
I think it’s time to cut back on posting any more unrelated vids guys.
They’re funny and all, but they are really clogging the place up. I’d hate to have a slow computer and stumble in here.
Sorry!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-qcpexq4VU
What did I just saaaay!? XD Potdad you just want to watch the world burn, don’t you?
Don’t make me bring out the mega blaster cannon of punishment! I’ll do it! XO
Ok I’ll stop. Now please excuse while I go back to my corner to lurk and plot the demise of random people who pass me by.
I didn’t actually see your post about stopping but, now that you mention it I have my marshmallows and my lawn chair to roast smores over the burning carcass’ of the innocent, also creeper i left you some mallow bars in the dead hooker enjoy
Lol! Well good.
I don’t like being ‘Dad’, but sometimes you just gotta pace yourself. Anyway, carry on gentlemen! *salute*
if your dad then:
1.who and what the fuck am I
2.who is mom?
3.What can escape a black whole?
1. Potdad
2. Potmom
3. A White hole.
You’re welcome!
Mumble mumble grumble *writes in secret notebook names starting with P, B, and G* These people are now on the list of the soon not to be’s. Mwahahahahaha
If you end me, then so does the comic!
😛
that is funny because my real name has a g in it, also, PBG PeanutButterGamer, also i will end you
one day i wan’t to help do stuff on this site and i will have two of my own comics “the adeventures of Potdad” and “cooking dead cow flesh with Potmom”
Potmom sounds like a fun character. Lol she makes her own munchies.
Well unless your names are Gregory, PoPo, or Barry then you should be safe. Though there is a 0.095% chance of the destruction reaching you.
Pretty sure I know what’s going on in that penultimate panel: she saw the Valentine’s Night panel, and suddenly realized he was going to be hot one day.
Hahaha! Yeah, maybe! ¦-}
Poor little moster can’t scare the boy beccause he thinks your cute what a cute story of they meet and feel in love with it will be?
Eventually, yes! I’m certainly not hiding the fact that they end up together later on… but how does it happen? XD
They meet next when they are 15 and both start working part time at the local burger mart. There they madly fall in love and covered in pimples caused by working around the deep fryers.
Heh, now there’s an idea! XD
at one point in there career they run into a large red man who carrys a skull, he says gimme fud, they freak the f out run and potdad shows up yells at the currently un-named man and out comes the words GET THE HELL BACK IN MY BRAIN
also HI PENGUIN LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And here I was thinking that you had a llama who wears a hat named Paul inside your brain.
*pencils all this stuff down in notepad* This stuff is great fuel for fever dreams. I’ll keep it in mind for later! XD
Does this mean we get writers credit? I dont need cash or anything just a credit that i can put on my resume.
If I use any ideas or anything like that belonging to somebody else, I will gladly give that person credit.
MY NAME IS PAUL!! Come on The Creeper don’t pick on the little guy even if he is a lama
Creeper, you dunce, it’s a giant neon pink Shetland pony that shits purple turds that smell of orange sherbet and his name isn’t something so trivial as “paul” it is a warriors name something so ancient so terrifying it strikes fear into all who oppose his wrath, it is Gerrett
Damn I think I wet my self from that name Potdad
Hey Paul! How come I have to manually approve all your comments? XD Why not sign in to wordpress or something, then I only have to do it once and you’re good to go forever!
BECAUSE, HIS NAME, IT IS PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, rawr
I have no idea my computer is being shity i’ll try it
She look’s so cute in the last panel nice one Brandon.
Thanks! 😀
I will wait eagerly to see the one page. This comic is nice.
Awesome! Glad you’re enjoying it!
I guess you get it, but I made a mistake. I should I wrote *the next page* instead of *the one page*. It’s to early for me to say what will be “the one page” for me, but I would be glad to tell you at the end. =)
Yeah, I get it. No problem!
Gave me a nice chuckle, now i guess its back to waiting lol.
It’s why I do what I do! *bows*
Sorry for the wait time though, not much I can do about it right now.
I completely understand man, i don’t mind. Its not like this is all i have going on in my week lol.
Lucky, you have a life, all I can do is sit and wait.
By the way, what is the wait time?
Come on, boy and monster girl, we, the all-knowing audience, know the two of you are born under the star of inter-species love, and must obey the humming in your hearts and the throbbing in your nether regions…
Hope that wasn’t too porny.
Not at all! And the wait time is every 6-7 days, usually on Sunday.
Something tells me we’re going to be seeing her do that a lot.
And once more that boy proves himself to be a bit too smart, its going to come and bite him in the butt one of these days, and not in the pleasant way either.
Hey you never know he might really be into that type of thing.
Heh, maybe. I’m actually gonna be ditching the hood soon enough though. So we’ll see!
As for butt-biting… i’ll get back to you on that! 😉
Pulling on the hair instead then? Hopefully she wont rip her out though…
*Tim says/does something especially aggravating.
*Girl grabs and pulls on her hair in frustration.
*Tim makes it worse.
*Girl pulls too hard. Cue scream heard in space.
*Tim proceeds to flee from now blad girl.
No no, she won’t pull out her hair… she’s more of a tail twister! 😉
ooh interesting possibilities there, considering how often sexy stuff has tails being rather sensitive…
*Tim and girl relaxing
*Tim sees girl’s tail flicking back and forth
*Tim playful grabs at and tugs on tail
*Cue shocked/pleasant scream heard in space by aliens knife fighting sharks in spacesuits
*Tim proceeds to flee from embarassed girl
I’ve got a small scenario planned involving her tail… it’ll be in chapter 2 somewhere I’m sure.
Why is he flirting with her right after she threatened him? I can tell this started out as a love-hate relationship.
He’s not flirting exactly, more like he’s being snide. He’s just telling her his name cause he’s tired of being called ‘human’.
You know, for a “fairly normal” guy, your depiction of other worldly sprites is quite accurate to me
please note the “fairly normal” because you have been in direct metaphorical contact with me for more than two minutes, and on the internet, those are lethal doses. well done sir, well done.
Haha, I am not as ‘fairly normal’ as you might think!
And I just depict otherworldly sprites as ‘normal’ as possible, it seems to work out great. Makes them much more relatable.
friend, “fairly normal” ranks with with someone who glues cars to dogs in efforts to make a Nickelodeon show irl, just outright fucking crazy is a guy who can carry a conversation with the other people in his head, by which me and my father are both guilty
What’s wrong with me? You’ve been breaking into my room and stealing my socks!
It’s coming sooner than you think! XD
And now there’s no Nintendo…
He’ll get it back eventually. How else is he going to turn her into a gamer girl someday? She’s very competitive! 😉
But the Nintendo must be avenged!
Well, Ruth has it locked away in her room… do you REALLY wanna interrupt? Lol
Well, The captain appears to be wrapped up in cabin fever if you catch my drift…
Exactly!
Heh, I’m glad the new page turned out this well. Though people, please stop with the endless barrage of vid-links please. ^_~ You can enjoy the comic without clogging up the comments.
I’ve already put my foot down on that. Hopefully it won’t get so cluttered so quickly next time.
*sticks head out of the dumpster of obscure and weird internet stuff* Eh? Whats that sonny boy? Now where else will I put my pile of 1980’s vintage creepy toy commercials? Or what about the obscure Fan Fics from the darkest parts of the internet? *strokes long white beard and rolls glass eye*
Lol I’d love to see that stuff, just not all at once in my comment section. XD Spread that gold out!
Well you asked for it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/01/fan_fiction_friday_my_little_ponies_in_mares_milk.php
Oh god…. not MLP porn fan fiction! NooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°”””””
I’m mr. bucket put your balls in my top out of my mouth they will pop
Heck, I was there when that played on TV all the time. I laughed then and I laugh now!
also, creeper i’m going to hunt your ass down for that mlp bullshit
XD Oh come on it wasnt that bad. Rotflol. Here this is a soft squishy fan fic that will cushion your fragile mind.
http://www.overflowingbra.com/results.htm?varname=527
Creeper i can’t stay mad at you, you gave me the funniest goddamn comic i think i have ever seen
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/
Hay keep checking your faceinbook evry now and then i’m going to send you something when its done
Heh. Alrighty then!
She thought this:
“His blue eyes are cruelly kawai. Darn it! I can’t stand watching this eyes. Okay. Turn your head back, forget his face and remember he is your enemy. Yes Enemy! But his eyes. Darn It! I can’t even focus on my thoughts, because of his … of his cute face. Holy crap! What kind of magic curse is that???? ”
Then the voice from beyond tells in her mind:
“It’s a first-sight love, you dumbass.” 😉
Hehe, not a bad thought process!
I like Zenorbius’s thoughts, can we keep him dad? Can we? We’ll feed him and walk him and everything!
And pretty stupid thing would be happen in future is this imaginted by me dialogue:
Tim:”Mommy, can I have her as my pet? Pleasseee?”
Mom:”Well. If you will feed her, give her some clothes and teach her the toilet stuff, maybe we talk.”
Bed Monstress: “Hey morons. I’m not damn pet. I’m from proud race of Bed Monsters and I have sense of pride.”
Mom: “Did this pet talk already?”
Tim: “Nope mom. May She is hungry and She wants only something to eat?”
Haha, a less likely scenario, but amusing nonetheless!
And actually, you reminded me about a topic I kinda was thinking about covering awhile back but forgot about. Bathroom stuff. Tim teaching her about using a human bathroom at some point.
ooh potential for both silly and sexy funtimes there, especially i to the shower.
The shower might come later, I’m thinking toilet.
And it will be silly for sure.
Actually, I just wrote out a point form list of topics I’d love to cover in the next chapter and it’s shaping up to be quite the busy chapter. Much more random jumping about in time, as opposed to the quite linear progression of chapter one.
Mayhaps more of a collection of shorts, rather than just one long bit?
Precisely! It’ll involve a lot of jumping around between various interesting or important scenarios taking place over various different times throughout their younger childhood/adolescence.
Chapter 3 will continue this trend, but focus on their mid-teens, and the events leading toward a sudden re-evaluation of their personal relationship.
Chapter 4, well, let’s just say things get real complicated.