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The Monster Under the Bed
“Embrace your fear.”
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I’m sure you don’t want/need any new ideas, at least not NOW, but it would be amusing if the cheerleader knew midnight, or some other Noxian female.
We know Nightmare is being two-timed.
Yeah, but that’s ALL on Terminus the Worm (wormy Termy).
It’s not a role model for good, honest, naive Tim to adopt.
I meant as in, she remembers the girl that used to scare her as a child. Perhaps they talked as well. No funny stuff implied. Probably not Midnight.
Wait…that new girl is coming down to tim’s house…shadow says tonight’s the night…at Tim has scratches in the 3rd page…*huge gasp*…I think I might know what will happen in short term not a full detailed page
Shadow’s Timmy Sock wall
I feel like this isn’t going to end well.
Well for all of you who say this won’t end well I’m thinking it will end perfectly
Yes, just as BRANDON intends!
I imagine her aegis will break before the night is over
I just remembered that the title of this page comes from an old, and I mean OLD, song called “Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor”. If you’ve never heard it, I’d go to YouTube and look it up. It’s pretty funny.
1959. (I was seven.). Unfortunately, the phrase doesn’t occur in the song. Lyrics:
https://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/lonnie_donegan/does_your_chewing_gum_lose_its_flavour.html
Okay. Now, I’ve got to go to YouTube and find the version I remember because I don’t remember those lyrics.
“Doo-ooes your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
If your mother says “Don’t chew it” do you swallow it in spite?
Can you catch it on your tonsils and heave it left and right (Ick Ick)
Does you chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?”
Now that’s the main verse ( or chorus) as I recall it- there’s another one that starts:-
“Here comes the blushing bride.
The groom is by her side.
Up to the altar, as steady as Gibraltar.
The groom has got the ring (and it’s) such a pretty thing,
And as he slips it on her finger the choir begins to sing…….
Doo-ooes your chewing gum etc.”
There may be more but that’s ALL I can remember (but I’m over 70 years old OK?)
Wow! Someone here who’s older than me? I can’t believe it. LOL.
Believe it, kid! (although I’m sometimes surprised at it when I think about it ) I rode motorcycles (long and fast) until I reached my 60s and had my first mini-stroke.
Doctors banned bikes thereafter & I’v never bothered with stink-boxes.
I’m not SUPPOSED to use my chainsaw, the big chipper or even the lawnmower any more. Some of them even wanted to put electric power tools on the list! Bastards!
Okay. Here’s the version I remember. It does have the line “tonight’s the night”, although I don’t remember ever hearing the middle section of the song, especially the jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs
That’s a more complete version than was played on the radio back in the day.
I hadn’t heard that one ( but I like it!)
Now for “My old Man’s a Dustman”
Somehow I doubt that Brandon had Lonnie Donergan in mind when he titled this page.
Isn’t there some other song (from the 80s, 70s 90s – Rod Stewart springs to mind?) “Tonight’s the night, everything’s all right……”
That may be more likely.
Does Brandon remember 1959 firsthand?
Yeah. Now that you mention it, I do seem to recall that song. I believe the title of the song was “Tonight’s the Night”.
Yea A Rod Stewart Song
Honestly? I was thinking of one song done by Patti Smith that was later covered by 10000 Maniacs during their unplugged performance. I believe it was ‘Because the Night’ it was called.
Wait ,is that a room in the human world?
Nope, it’s Shadow’s very own personal bedroom that Timmy hasn’t yet seen inside – (yet).
Dangerously short skirt there.
Nope, that is in fact, the perfect length skirt.
Especially if she’s got on her mind what I think she’s got on her mind.
Yeah, well that might just be certain lewd thoughts leaking out of your mind.
Your analyst might make a note, “Projection”, baby!
Now *I* think Shadow is pure and innocent until Brandon shows us different. (hahahaahahaaaaa)
I love the comic so much but I feel like that Timothy is not gonna show up tonight to see her.
Nice nipple slip.
That’s the areola.
Think of it like the base and the nipple is the tip.
Semantics.
Is there no new page this week?
No. It’s Thanksgiving here in Canada. I was busy. XD
I didn’t even realize Canada had a Thanksgiving. All good, I’ll be back next week!
Haha no rush, hell if it means I can read 5 more pages at once take a whole month off
So, what do Canadians eat for thanksgiving
Same thing Americans do. There’s just a lot more beer involved.
And all the rest of us can now give thanks for Canada which has given us Brandon!
Hip! Hip! Hooray!!!
You enjoy your holiday bro! Happy thanksgiving
Frozen Turkey. We try to cook it. But it always gets that way after we take it out of the oven.
Always been curious about traditional food for Canadian Thanksgiving. What all graces the table aside from beer, back bacon and poutine?
Well, I suggest that next year, it’ll be Shadow.