What do you mean “if” and “could”?! She could hear her husband raid her Secret Goodie Stash from across the house!
Besides, anyone who’s seen sitcoms and coming-of-age comedies from the 20th Century know mothers have infallible hearing and the innate ability to walk through the right (wrong!) door when it comes to amplifying the embarrassment of their progeny. I don’t make the rules, but I’ve learned them from years of devoted study and real-life experience. (β¦like the time my mom just happened to come home early on the exact day I ditched school to enjoy a “romantic interlude” with my girlfriend)
Technically won’t she be the one “embracing”…? Or will the kidnappers interrupt the love before it gets that fat? Perhaps they’ll just wait awkwardly in the hallway with Ruth while she’s holding confetti.
Real excitement, all those very sharp teeth. What could go wrong in the heat of the moment? Not to mention those very sharp looking nails on her hands and feet.
In the immortal words of Rustico the Monk “Now we must put the Devil.into Hell.”
If she wants a light snack afterwards she can look worried and mumble something about no contraception
it is time. π
It is!
oh my god tim and shadow are gonna… oh boy.
It seems so! Now is the time!
Hmmmm.. Shadow seems …um .excited for something!
I think cookies will no longer be enough to keep her at bay. Haha!
They sure know how to celebrate Easter.
Lo! He is risen!
Hah!
Half expecting his mom to interrupt hah.
Even if she COULD hear what was going on, I think she’d be downright MEAN to stop it now.
… so, your point is? π
I noticed you didn’t said she won’t.
What do you mean “if” and “could”?! She could hear her husband raid her Secret Goodie Stash from across the house!
Besides, anyone who’s seen sitcoms and coming-of-age comedies from the 20th Century know mothers have infallible hearing and the innate ability to walk through the right (wrong!) door when it comes to amplifying the embarrassment of their progeny. I don’t make the rules, but I’ve learned them from years of devoted study and real-life experience. (β¦like the time my mom just happened to come home early on the exact day I ditched school to enjoy a “romantic interlude” with my girlfriend)
AHHHHHHHH SHIT IT’S HAPPENIN’
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Let’s get it on!
Yeeeah! Wooo!
Well isn’t this a happy Easter. π
Technically won’t she be the one “embracing”…? Or will the kidnappers interrupt the love before it gets that fat? Perhaps they’ll just wait awkwardly in the hallway with Ruth while she’s holding confetti.
What kidnappers? hehe No villains even know where Tim lives… yet!
But yeah, no interruptions. I’ve waited years to get to this point, I’m not stopping now~!
Channelling Shadow now, Brandon?
YET!!!?? So that means…
Two weeks is too long to wait
This! >_<
Yep! I agree.
Real excitement, all those very sharp teeth. What could go wrong in the heat of the moment? Not to mention those very sharp looking nails on her hands and feet.
*coughcough* about those sharp nails…
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π
She’ll have to be careful!
Some like chocolate, some like whipped cream, I’m thinking marshmallows for these two…
Finally!
Time to go Bump in the Night.
Indeed it is! Indeeeeed it is!
Bump or bonk? :p
This page is a much better gift than some painted Easter eggs. Looking forward to seeing what happens next!π
Agreed!
That’s good to hear! Thank you!
Maybe save oral sex for later.
Hahaha, yeah, maybe!
In the immortal words of Rustico the Monk “Now we must put the Devil.into Hell.”
If she wants a light snack afterwards she can look worried and mumble something about no contraception
Uhhhh….. sure! π€£
Well i have a feeling that someone’s going to put something into somewhere!