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The Monster Under the Bed
“Embrace your fear.”
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Fun Fact: Apparently Benjamin Franklin was a milf-hunter, and actively engaged in doing it with older women, and encouraged others to do the same
I hate that I am still a gd virgin. I’ve been looking for love for 25 years aka my entire life and still haven’t found it. My parents refused to teach me about women, I can’t tell wen someone is flirting with me, and I have no idea what love is. Even when I’m with my parents, my mother and father sasy inappropriate whenever I talk to women. I don’t even know any frigging pickup lines.
The best pick up line is “Hello!” and smile.
And a wallet full of cash, depending where you happen to be.
>:)
Sex isn’t everything bro. You’ve got to work on living your life the way it makes sense for you before you worry about finding a connection. When you do, make sure the sex is MEANINGFUL. That alone will tell you everything you need to know about your clarities.
Focus on yourself. Gym, career, money. You shouldn’t be living with your parents, if you still are. Work hard, be thrifty, save money, learn to cook, clean, etc. Build a life that will attract women to you. When you catch the eye of a woman, don’t change. Stay focused on your money and self. If she deserves to be with you, she’ll help you towards your goals. If she tries to distract you from your goals, she’s not the one.
They are too embarassed about that, because they don’t know it either, but then I don’t know how even they found each other…
Sex ed from parents or school teachers? Are you kidding me? That just does not exist.
My life is a living hell.😭
Thanks to my parents, I dunno how to to talk to women, and because of that I have no friends, no girlfriend or anything like that. This amazing comic somewhat fills that hole inside me.😨☹😔
It’s okay
Sorry for the ranting.
Tim: “The best way to alleviate the pain is to kiss it better with one of your mouths.”
Shadow: “I only have one mouth though?”
1983 GI Joe ads with “swivel arm battle grip” and older ads with “realistic kung fu grip” come to mind.
And now we know something about the next page…
women aren’t the only thing i lack education about
Happy Canada Day!
Yes! Happy Canada Day!!
it’s a small thing, but thank you for being easy and honest about ‘updates most sundays.’ it makes this comic easy to follow along, and i’m never disappointed when you don’t update.
Those be rookie numbers kid. Let me know how you’re doing when that status reaches 33 years.
Hey Brandon. Get back to work ok?
Ease up there! We shouldn’t get pushy on him, he got a life and a job too.
Yes, but every time I click on this page I see a dick waving in my face. If I wanted that I would go to work. We need a new comic.
“….we need…”
No, we don’t.
You really mean “I WANT” but your wants, like ANY two-year-old’s, aren’t genuine needs.
To be fair, Shadow handles her claws at a daily basis and I think she would know to handle them with care against skin, especially against primary and secondary sexual characteristics, instead of digging right in…
Claws bad, tight good.
Anyone have a save of page #236 ? It’s missing in the archive. I’m trying to catch up to newest page.
Yeah I just happened to look at the archives and it skips that page
It’s right here? https://themonsterunderthebed.net/comic/236-the-volunteer/
Thank you, it’s not in the archives