#285 “Your Little Friend”
Don’t you hate it when your Dad just won’t shut up and there’s nothing you can do about it?
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I think he’s just straight up tired of pretending at this point lol.
“Yeah, I’m done tiptoing about. You and your mom need to talk about family history. Also here’s a box of condoms for next time Shadow comes over.”
Dad’s just gonna lay it out there, things are about to get real!
What I want to know is when is Tim going to find out he’s half monster?
Thomas in direct mode, no filter !
Well.. wasnt expecting that, Guess the bandaid finally got ripped off. <..< cant wait for ruths reveal. Finally, an interesting conversation. That we've all been waiting for.. NO SKIPPING BACK to nox YET! THANKS! After the talk. we can take a trip back to nox. ^.^"
Tim has a full on existential crisis in three… two… one…
both men are going to have a long day, regardless of whether they have work/school
She was already in her normal form earlier, Tim just was too distracted to notice at the time.
“Yes, Tim, your Momster and I know about Shadow. And we’re ok with it, can’t blame for the same thing we did. I mean we met the same way”
And that just bought him a one way ticket to sleeping on the couch tonight.
This has to be the cringiest page I’ve read in the webcomic, or maybe any webcomic.
I know isn’t it great?
This has to be the cringiest page I’ve read in this webcomic, or maybe any webcomic.
You said that already! Are you in shock?
Quick! Morticia, call Dr. Mbogo! We’re losing him!
Posted at same time. it was most likely a double click. website was having issues I do know that.
The website didn’t appear to update the first time so I tried again.
And yes I’m in shock.
While this is possibly the worst way to go about telling him, Thomas does have a point that this situation will be more manageable if Tim knows that his parents know about and approve of Shadow. At least I hope that’s why he’s doing this.
Dad is ripping off the bandaid, so to speak.
Well, they had to get over this somehow.
Whether on purpose or not, he’s been avoiding this talk. Late for school, bringing friends home to study. It’s time. If he doesn’t do this, they might have to do it in the middle of a crisis.
I’m (mildly) concerned at the absence of courtesy.
Did Tim not offer Shadow breakfast?
The girl just gave away her only virginity and needs re-fuelling!
Has neither Tom nor Ruth even considered offering?
I realise that Shadow was being rushed away but a good solid breakfast is a sure foundation for the whole day. Does nobody care about her well-being?
With all the night’s exertions, a teenager’s need to eat regularly and (we know) the emotional strains about to happen, Shadow’s VERY likely to faint!
1: you don’t just roll out the girl you’ve been banging the night before into the kitchen 1st thing in the morning for breakfast. Especially when your parents aren’t even supposed to know she was there last night, much less ALL night.
2: Shadow already told Tim she had to go, because she shouldn’t have stayed the whole night in the first place.
1 Of COURSE you offer!
Not only is it courteous, but it’s also the best way to let the parents know. If she’s sitting at the breakfast table, Mother is less likely to start throwing her shit at the walls. (Fathers usually don’t do that).
2 Maybe so, but the offer is what counts.
Didn’t Shadow get some cookies?
Dad is like “OK enough pointless cloak and dagger. The boy is banging her. At this point why are we being secretive INSIDE the family again?”
I am 5000% here for this.
“The boy is banging her.”
This is my favorite line.
HEAR, HEAR!
This!