Purple Sheet will cause me pain.
Demon girl, I don’t know her name.
Hanging over with it all unfurled.
‘scuse me while I grab this girl.
Purple Sheet, feel like a clown.
Won’t matter if this girl is bound.
Is this for real, or some wizardry?
What Shadow desires, that gets the better of me.
Help her, help her, oh, no, oh.
Yeah, Purple Sheet will win a prize.
Don’t know if it’s wrong or right.
They’ve got me going, going behind.
Did I right here just commit a crime?
It’s actually red. But the ‘Night filter’ adds a blue tint to everything and makes it look purple. If you want accurate colours go look at a daytime scene.
Red sheets in the nighttime, I heed Shadow’s plea
I’ll tie up poor Midnight, she won’t wriggle free
He used a night filter, I thought it was blue
Red sheets in the nighttime, or some other hue.
—that could’ve been what I parodied. “Red Sails in the Sunset,” many different artists. (Ever hear the version by the Beatles?)
… I’m not sure you ever will. She isn’t meant to be a daytime character. She only comes out at night and won’t have very much interaction on the human side of things, unlike Shadow who will be present in both scenarios eventually.
You can certainly imagine it by looking at her highlights and applying them all over though.
I recall a weekend I was spending at my sister’s home many years ago. I had been up all night reading and was just about to doze off when my niece and nephew came into the living room to watch Saturday morning cartoons. I was completely covered by a big fleece blanket on a beanbag chair next to the couch where my nephew was sitting when my niece began to sit down on the beanbag chair… apocalyptic chaos began as I roared (comically pathetic I might add) and acted like the blanket bog monster! Reaching up with my arms still covered by the blanket looking like a banshee or some other creeper I snared my prey! only to be foiled by the prey’s defense mechanism “Ear Shattering Scream”. My sister and brother in-law both bulldozed into the living room thinking someone had broken in… then burst into laughter so you couldn’t even hear Jackie Chan Adventures playing in the background.
Thus, ends The Tale of Uncle Beanbag Bog Monster 🙂
Midnight: “Well, her bizarre human infatuation for one thing… always reading about them and collecting knick-knacks when she gets the chance… it’s really a shame. At least she hasn’t tried to bring one home as a pet yet.”
i just started this series and read all the way through it! im really sad i now have to do weekly installments because i’m pretty hook. it’s really good man, keep up the good work.
Purple Sheet will cause me pain.
Demon girl, I don’t know her name.
Hanging over with it all unfurled.
‘scuse me while I grab this girl.
Purple Sheet, feel like a clown.
Won’t matter if this girl is bound.
Is this for real, or some wizardry?
What Shadow desires, that gets the better of me.
Help her, help her, oh, no, oh.
Yeah, Purple Sheet will win a prize.
Don’t know if it’s wrong or right.
They’ve got me going, going behind.
Did I right here just commit a crime?
Did I, yeah, Purple Sheet!
—from “Purple Haze,” Jimi Hendrix.
Alright, I got that one easily enough! XD
Well, the blanket or sheet or whatever looks purple here…looks blue on my Nook Color…so it could easily have been some “Blue” song.
It’s actually red. But the ‘Night filter’ adds a blue tint to everything and makes it look purple. If you want accurate colours go look at a daytime scene.
Previous lurker here…
Is there anywhere that we can view daytime versions of pictures with the nighttime filter?
Wha…. no. That’s not how that works… XD
Red sheets in the nighttime, I heed Shadow’s plea
I’ll tie up poor Midnight, she won’t wriggle free
He used a night filter, I thought it was blue
Red sheets in the nighttime, or some other hue.
—that could’ve been what I parodied. “Red Sails in the Sunset,” many different artists. (Ever hear the version by the Beatles?)
But but I haven’t seen midnight in the ‘day time filter’ yet and it is k-i-l-l-i-n-g m-e.
… I’m not sure you ever will. She isn’t meant to be a daytime character. She only comes out at night and won’t have very much interaction on the human side of things, unlike Shadow who will be present in both scenarios eventually.
You can certainly imagine it by looking at her highlights and applying them all over though.
They’ve made an angry birds movie
I know. I’ve only played the game for about 15 minutes before getting bored by the concept… so yeah. It’s not for me.
I wish I had a friend who would throw blankets over the heads of people who won’t stop pestering me…
dear diary, i got myself a 2nd cute demon girl, what should i do?
Surprise! Cookie baited Blanket Ambush!
I recall a weekend I was spending at my sister’s home many years ago. I had been up all night reading and was just about to doze off when my niece and nephew came into the living room to watch Saturday morning cartoons. I was completely covered by a big fleece blanket on a beanbag chair next to the couch where my nephew was sitting when my niece began to sit down on the beanbag chair… apocalyptic chaos began as I roared (comically pathetic I might add) and acted like the blanket bog monster! Reaching up with my arms still covered by the blanket looking like a banshee or some other creeper I snared my prey! only to be foiled by the prey’s defense mechanism “Ear Shattering Scream”. My sister and brother in-law both bulldozed into the living room thinking someone had broken in… then burst into laughter so you couldn’t even hear Jackie Chan Adventures playing in the background.
Thus, ends The Tale of Uncle Beanbag Bog Monster 🙂
Hahaha, nice! XD
Uhhh question….. When ARE we going to find out why the socks?
Later. MUCH later.
I don’t know exactly. Whenever it fits, I guess.
I kinda feel bad for Midnight. She is a bit of a pest but that’s what friends do. I mean she doesn;t seem bad.
She’s not bad, but this is a very bad situation to be caught in…
Just found out about this today,this is fun to read.
Thanks!
Midnight’ not gonna take this well, but I’m sure she’ll forgive Shadow eventually. Right?
Yeah, they’re tight; despite Shadow’s weird habits.
weird habits? I doubt they’re that weird.
I’ll let Midnight handle this one:
Midnight: “Well, her bizarre human infatuation for one thing… always reading about them and collecting knick-knacks when she gets the chance… it’s really a shame. At least she hasn’t tried to bring one home as a pet yet.”
Maybe that was her plan for Tim from the beginning, the poor guy he doesn’t even know. For shame. LOL
i just started this series and read all the way through it! im really sad i now have to do weekly installments because i’m pretty hook. it’s really good man, keep up the good work.
Well, there’ll be a new page in about 2 hours… so that’s not so bad, right? XP
Have you ever heard of little monsters? This feels somewhat like a spiritual successor to that god awful movie.
Yeah, I watched it when I was a kid a few times, maybe only twice. Trust me, this won’t be like that.