#72 “No One Knows”
Socks + (Infatuation) = Profit. I believe that was the missing step you guys were looking for.
Also, as it happens, this page officially ends Chapter 2. See you guys in Chapter 3: “Many Doors”!
As always: VOTE
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Makes me wonder about all my socks that disappear
You’ve got a secret admirer who’s a monster! If you’re lucky, it’s a she and, if you’re even luckier, it’s an attractive one that wants a relationship with you. Of course, you couldn’t ever take her out in public except on Halloween. LOL.
agreed, i wish i was that guy…
Socks=Monster coke
Any shemale jokes have been ruined by the SNIFF sound effect
What do you mean by profit? And what she’s doing’s really weird.
I knew it!!
What’s not known to many I’d that socks are the equivalent to meth in the monster world.
Side affects include hair loss,feet breath, and loss of smell.
Remember monsters winners don’t do socks.
Too bad they don’t have TV down there they could make there own breaking bad.
Instead of cooking meth there knitting socks.
So when monsters smell “fear,” it’s actually just sweat? That would explain the sock infatuation.
It’s a certain pheromone, to be more exact.
Well, have you ever heard of the phrase “cold sweat”? That’s a descriptive for fear. So, I’m sure there’s a connection.
Sock fetish?
Tim fetish!
LEWD
Heh