#82 “A Third Hand”
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Well well, Shadow’s getting pretty aggressive about her affections, especially given her age. Tim’s not so comfortable. Makes sense, when I was 8 I was still in the “girls have cooties” phase.
I was in the inbetween period, where girls were interesting, but your friends didn’t think so so you would never admit it..
It was a stressfull year for pre teen me.
I was lucky. Always interested in girls, and a decent enough person not to treat them like dirt. Got me tons of friends.
True, very true. She really likes to learn new things though.
I like how he is backing up and her ” hand ” is holding him in place
Yep, that´s what I feel too.
And that GRIN of her´s!
*chuckles like mad*
Me too. Perhaps it was her plan all along! The diabolical little Minx!
You know Brandon is gonna pull a fast one on us
Maybe I’ll give you guys and gals a break, eh?
I do so hope nothing interrupts their first kiss.
I agree.
Psssht! What, would *I* do something like that?
Yes. You’d have them interrupted mid-kiss by Vice Admiral Ruthless! XD
Well, at least in that scenario it’s mid-kiss, and not before! ;-3
Checkmate 🙂
But at 9 ? UPS !!
I know, the dude’s starting early with the magnetism!
YOU CAN DO IT! /thatguyfromwaterboy
https://youtu.be/0RKXqpVQdS4
XD
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl
Now’s your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl
You’ve got to kiss the girl
Why don’t you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Hm. This, or Buck Owens Tiger by the tail?
I don’t know. She hasn’t proven to be a tiger, yet. How about a tiger cub?
Oh, I’ve created a Disney moment it seems! 🙂
‘Fraid so. The song is from “The Little Mermaid.”
Yo mon! Yuh nuffi stupid mon! Guh inna wid yuh, now kiss de gyal!
I think you might want this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA8gOWZmrAM
Well, Tim, it’s a rather cheap price she’s asking considering what she just let you do. ;3 Besides, consider it an ambassadorial cultural exchange of social niceties. You’re doing this for the betterment of mankind, Tim!
I know, right? Cultural exchange is what this is all about!
this is soooo wrong, but still… XD
Besides, it’s not like she’ll bite. …..much.
Only in a good way
there’s a *gulp* but i am saddened by the lack of *buh-dum*’s I want some *buh-dum*’s Brandon.
From the expression on his face, I’m thinking its more of a “dun dun duuuuuuun”
You aren’t wrong!
Buh-dums are inbound, I’m sure.
*doki doki*
His first kiss, and it’s coming from a monster…
You lucky boy, you 😀
Teaching is such hard work. ;3
Gosh ! Shadow is just 8-9 years old here, and she’s already teasing and seducing Tim.
I hope your body is ready, boy. XD
Yes, Shadow goes on to be an ridiculous tease later in life… and she usually gets her way. 😉
Especially from Tim?
Oh boy, Shadow really knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to go for it, is she?
Nope. That she is not.
Oooooh. Seems like Shadow is beginning to use her natural seductive skills.
Yup! She’ll grow into a real firecracker one day!
And somewhere off panel, Admiral Ruthless has that lightning bolt behind her again.
Very probably, but then she just rolls over in bed with a devilish little smirk.
I can see what’s happening
What?
And they don’t have a clue
Who?
They’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line
Our trio’s down to two.
Oh.
The sweet caress of twilight
There’s magic everywhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster’s in the air
Can you feel the love tonight
The peace the evening brings
The world for once in perfect harmony
With all its living things
So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my feelings, impossible
She’d turn away from me
He’s holding back, he’s hiding
But what, I can’t decide
Why won’t he be the man I know he is?
The man I see inside?
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn’t look too far
Stealing through the night’s uncertainties
Love is where they are
And if he feels the love tonight
It can be assumed
His carefree days with us are history
In short our pal is doomed~!
Another Disney song? Well, it must be a magical moment I’ve made for certain!