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The Monster Under the Bed
“Embrace your fear.”
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Cookies are a good start to calming down someone in stress.
Weed is better. Trust me on this, but biscuits containing weed are nice too (and longer acting).
Chocolate cake with half an ounce of finely-mulled (try adding half an ounce of toasted shredded cocoanut) takes time to bake, but is a wonderful birthday surprise.
Don’t tell your Mum.
No, food is better, you damn stoner. Unlike pot, food is universal and fills you with stuff.
Biscuits, chocolate cake,shredded cocoanut ARE food. (reciprocal and merited peersonl abuse not included).
Maybe Tim has a friend he can hook her up with.
*cough cough* MARCY! *cough cough*
Well, Marcy doesn’t swing that way, although Midnight has commented on how much she likes her giant boobs.
Brandon claimed, “… Marcy doesn’t swing that way…” but with a nighttime visit from Midnight, who knows what might happen. A girl’s gotta explore these things y’know?
Well….Brandon would know. He kinda……writes the story lol.
Many authors have reported that well-realised characters take over the intebded plotline and move their story in unexpected ways.
Is Marcy that well-realised? Time will tell.
I guess so, but if the author confirms something I tend to take their word for it until further notice.
As I said, “…time wll tell”.
What’s the old saying, “spaghetti is straight too, until it gets wet”?
And hope springs eternal…
Geez guys…its not about the hook up….its about the COOKIES…and helping Shadow… but mainly about the cookies…lol
Well, that’s one way for a girl to get her cookies.
Woo-Woo Mojo power is that stronger then “My mojo baby” that austin powers has? and im supprised no one has put the fact those are CHOCOLATE chip cookies. Theirs a reason chocolate is a cure for alot of emotional things.
She was hangry. xD
Ok tim here’s my rescue plan Tim goes with midnight at day since all the noxians will be asleep midnight could ask Ruth for a stealth or invisibility spell they bust shadow out and get her somewhere safe Ruth have a firm talk with her sister to reason with her or make a deal to help her clear her sister boyfriend name in return for shadow getting a full pardon and approving of their kids relationship mission accomplished
Tim, just let Mid know you that you’re a one girl guy and Shadows your girl and you’re just a friend and I hope you start talking about what’s up with Shadow. Get to talking to your Mom about a Rescue Mission.
I think they will work together to rescue Shadow.
Hmm….midnight might like guys too? 🤔
Cookies seems to ease Noxians and help them to calm down. It could be a good business to invest into.
Either that… or it’s the chocolate…
I have to say I’m quite surprised by this development. Pleasantly surprised, but still. Hopefully the hostilities between them settle down into teasing and ribbing. And hey anything beyond that is a bonus you won’t see me complain about lol.
Guess I spoke too soon.
Cookies! The perfect alternative to nicotine and alcohol for for taking the edge off!
Nup. Queensland rum and homegrown weed, ’cause nicotine’s BAD for you. (It’s an insecticide, a poison)
Edge? What edge? My world’s round.
“And end up like shade…”
I mean, why not? Threesomes are bestsomes after all 😛
Midnight DID hint that she has some feelings for Shade that way…
While at some other time Tim could appreciate Midnight arguing with herself about this…
If brandon gets mid to have a threesome with Tim and shadow as a reward for rescuing shadow, I think that would be a bonus and we’d all appreciate brandon’s Storytelling even more😍😈
I like the way you thinks.. 🙂
She did make it sound like he had a chance. lol
I think Midnight’s only way of getting a piece of Shadow is through a threesome.
HELL YEAH NEW FUCKING PAGE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO